intellitree livecd (sort of a gentoo based distro)
ssh
apache 2.0 + additonal modules
php
perl
mysql
wordpress
squirrel mail
jabber
no ftp or telnet, that's just common sense!
(this is actually the third incarnation of wasted.)
* well, technically the song is belfast/wasted from the "wasted" dance compilation
by the guys who made the "volume" series. great stuff! one of the best compilations ever!